One hundred dollars was a lot of money in those days, you could cop a pair of sneakers and still have money to go out and kick it. I bet I would have slung my underwear for like $100. Back in the day, when I was your age, my threshold for that kind of thing would’ve been even lower. I mean, say some old geezer wanted to pay me two million dollars for a pair of dirty drawers from my hamper-I would personally hand deliver those joints with my name written on them. I always tell the kids not to be slick, but if you’re going to do that, don’t keep any evidence.ĭepending on how much money we’re talking here, I might even be down to jump on this underwear hustle myself. That kind of thing would get me in trouble with the next lady coming through. I don’t want some woman’s undergarments cluttering up my home. ![]() I would NEVER do that kind of thing today. Then you’d hold it out the window so people on the street could see you were about to get it in. You might be with a girl and she would go into the bathroom to freshen up and you’d run to her dresser and grab a clean pair. It was just to show the homies proof that I got the skins. I used to take girls’ underwear back in the day, but it wasn’t to sniff it or nothing like that. You have to be pretty old and depraved to get off on some stale underwear. What we should be asking is, who are these guys who want your urine? That’s more weird to me, but maybe that is because I’m too young. If it’s OK to flip nasty fat-butt burgers at McDonald’s to obese food addicts, it should be cool to slang some g-strings every now and again. Truthfully, people sell much worse stuff than pee and don’t even think twice about it. In fact, with all the weird fetishes out there these days, there are probably as many guys who can bust a nut over a freshly squeezed glass of lemonade as there are dudes who would love to pull a reverse R. In reality, there isn’t that much of a difference between selling lemonade and selling urine. Times are hard and everybody has to have a hustle, even if that hustle involves urine-soaked dirty drawers. We’re in a recession, for crying out loud. But I’m from the hood, so I realize not everybody has a loved one who would or even could offer them help in tight financial times. If she needs money, she should come to me before she helps a bunch of pee-drinking perverts get off. If I found out my little girl was doing this I’d probably be doing five to ten, because I’d kill her. ![]() When I get questions like this from young women, the first thing I think about is how I would feel if my daughter was in the same boat as the inquirer.
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